Author(s): Paul Jennings

Childrens

Unmentionable? Sure.
But I'll try to tell you anyway.

The sludge in that tanker was the stuff of nightmares.
My nightmares as it turned out.

Some things you just can't talk about . . .
Locked in the loo.
Kissing a cold, cold kid.
Being a little squirt.
Burning your behind.